The Bridge Gang

The Rubber Ducky

by Sharmaine

While Mitch was studying Li Shi, a deep voice boomed.

Mitch shrieked and fell off the chair.

He suddenly sat back up when he saw who it was.

Mitch: Hi Al.

Al: My name is NOT Al..!

Mitch: Whatever you say, Al.

Al: You asked for it!

And Al suddenly thrusted…

a rubber ducky.

Mitch gasped and stumbled a few paces backward.

Mitch: Nooo… Not the rubber ducky! Please! I swear, I will never call you Al ever again!

Al: Very well then. What’s my name?

Mitch:….

Al: I can’t hear you, Mitch.

Mitch: Harday…

Al: Louder! I can’t hear you!

Mitch: HARDGAY!!!

Al: Better. Much better.

Mitch slowly rose from his knees as Al smiled in victory.

Suddenly, he plucked the ducky away from Al’s grasp and tossed it over the window.

Al gasped and tragically screamed…

Al: Not the ducky! Nooooooo!!!!!!

And he wailed.

Mitch: See you later.. AL!

And Mitch skipped off, leavin Al, mourning for the loss of his beloved bath toy.

Bridge Gang Ocean Adventure

by Sharmaine

The BoobCUBE Reef is protected by a magical spell, a spell that makes the reef protected from humanity.

Mitch, the son of the philosopher fish Clement, was swimming around, being persistently irritated by Jermaine, the fish who sought sanctuary from outside the reef.

Jermaine: Mitchball! I’m watching you!

Mitch: I’m not even a fish! Gawd! Stop following me!

It took ever ounce of willpower he had to not hit her, until they were cornered by the shark, Al.

Al: Come on! Let’s play! The winner gets to eat the loser.

He grins and Mitch hits him with his fishtail.

They were bickering non-stop, that was until they heard an ear piercing shriek.

“BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!”

They all rushed to see what it was. Arthur was shrieking at the top of his lungs.

Mitch: What’s the the matter?!

The philosopher came and spoke in a wise voice.

Clement: We all know what this means, the spell is broken! Humanity will now find our reef! We need a representative to seek the wise Sharmaine!

Mitch’s eyes widened.

Mitch: But she lives in the forest of boobs!

Clement: It’s the only way

Al: As if. I’ll just go play.

And he swam off.

Mitch: I’ll go..

Hershey: But it’s dangerous!

Mitch: I’m the only one who can save us.

He can’t see her sad, so he turned his back and swam off.

Jermaine: Wait! I’m going with you! I know what the humans are capable of. I stalk them!

So they went off in search of the wise turtle Sharmaine.

After 10 days..

They were at the weedy part of the sea.

Mitch: Sharmaine!

Jermaine: Sharmaine!

And they found a big turtle sleeping soundly.

Mitch: Sharmaine! Wake up! We need your help!

Sharmaine: Shut it! I’m sleeping!

Mitch: But we need your help! How do we restore the magical spell to protect our reef from humans!

Sharmaine: Touch the boob.

Mitch: What?

Sharmaine: Touch the boob!

And she slept again.

Jermane: What does that mean?!

Then a ship came by and Jermaine was hit.

After it passed..

Mitch: Jermaine! Where are you?

And he saw her motionless form..

Mitch: Jermaine…? Don’t die on me! Noooooooo…!

Jermaine: Shh.. I hear something..

He paused to listen, and heard something familiar. That was when he saw a huge whale.

Joseph: I keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love! Keep bleeding…

Jermaine: It’s a whale singing “Bleeding Love”!

Then and there, they had an idea.

They went back to the reef and sought the wise Clemente.

Mitch: We need to touch the boob!

Hershey: How can we do that?

Clement: She’s right. Touch the boob!

Mitch: We need to sing! Sing “Bleeding Love”!

And a ship came.

Mitch: We need to sing! Now!

“I don’t care what they say, I’m in love with you! They’ve tried to pull me away, but they don’t know the truth! I keep bleeding! Keep, keep bleeding love!”

Ralph’s boobs were touched, and his milk spilled into the ocean, creating a high tide, saving the BoobCUBE Reef from the ship that passed by.

Jermaine: Yes! We’re saved!!!

And the magic was restored, thanks to Jesse McCartney and his bleeding song, for making Ralph’s boobs spill milk..